list of pets to smuggle into school

1. Lion. too loud.
2. booby. too rude.(in case you thought, a booby is actually a bird. As if Id put that in for a cheap laugh, heh!)
3. snake. would slip out your bag.
4. monkey. too stupid.
5. alligator. to snappy.
6. ay-ay. too creepy.
7. fish. would suffocate easily without water.
8. cat. too selfish.(I hate cats.)
9. dog. too playful.
10. rat. too dirty.