"miss miss! theres a eskimo chasing a seal across the playground!"
At break run into the staffroom and shout "a polar bears eaten me lunch!"
Paint windows white and run up to teacher and scream"why do you never listen!"
Before the first lesson pour ready brek over you and pretend to shiver
Rip out some of your hair and say you have frostbite
Yodle and wait for a avalanche
At playtime dangle a peice of string over the floor and claim to be fishing in the ice
Shout was that the head skiing through the window !?
Let David Attenborough set up a show about penguins in the playground
Scream "the dawn of the ice age is here!!!!!!!!!! "
Put your hand up and say "Ill be leaving the classroom now miss, I might be some time
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