Chapter 1
Once there was a boy called Jim Bodkin. One day when Jim was in ASDA with his mum when a 100 inch flat screen TV fell on him, it must have been heavy you know all that electric stuff. I reckon his mum did all that weird embarrassing mum thing you know when you fall off your bike that’s happened to all of us even me.
Chapter 2
It was Jims first day at a new school and he was determined to make a friend or two. ‘Oh great homeroom the worst lesson of the day’ said Jim. ‘Yak yak yak’ went the teacher ‘urghhhhhhhhhhhhh’ went Jim. ‘I wish it was chemistry’ ‘right children time for the sixth period’ said Miss Wigglesworth. Jim had fastforwared time! It must have been from when the tv hit his head – he had superpowers!
Chapter 3
‘Right children open your books and turn to page 40 oh hello Mrs Gutbucket’ said Mr Flatly. ‘Urrrnnnnnghhhellohhhh’ I was wondering what this lot what these kids want for there lunches.’ Oh maybe tuna and seaweed sandwiches.’ Hello, I’m the new boy Jim Bodkin and this is my medicen hang on WOAH! Oh I’m so sorry’ you don’t need to be I feel much better and stronger said Mrs Gutbucket.
