well, I like Harry Hill, and I like Ken Dodd, Harry Hill, Ken Dodd, Ken Dodd, Harry Hill, but who is best? well, theres only one way to find out, PIE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oooh I luurrve my sonic screwdriver ooh yes i do.

list of pets to smuggle into school

1. Lion. too loud.
2. booby. too rude.(in case you thought, a booby is actually a bird. As if Id put that in for a cheap laugh, heh!)
3. snake. would slip out your bag.
4. monkey. too stupid.
5. alligator. to snappy.
6. ay-ay. too creepy.
7. fish. would suffocate easily without water.
8. cat. too selfish.(I hate cats.)
9. dog. too playful.
10. rat. too dirty.

In Nigel we trust

11 ways to convince your teacher it is snowing outside.

1. "miss miss! theres a eskimo chasing a seal across the playground!"
2. At break run into the staffroom and shout "a polar bears eaten me lunch!"
3. Paint windows white and run up to teacher and scream"why do you never listen!"
4. Before the first lesson pour ready brek over you and pretend to shiver
5. Rip out some of your hair and say you have frostbite
6. Yodle and wait for a avalanche
7. At playtime dangle a peice of string over the floor and claim to be fishing in the ice
8. Shout was that the head skiing through the window !?
9. Let David Attenborough set up a show about penguins in the playground
10. Scream "the dawn of the ice age is here!!!!!!!!!! "
11. Put your hand up and say "Ill be leaving the classroom now miss, I might be some time

1. caramel wafer joke gauranteed to annoy big sister.
2. unwrap caramel wafer carefully without ripping it
3. eat caramel wafer(obviously!)
4. rewrap caramel wafer and put it back.
5. if your your sister tries to kill you the pharp will take no responsibilty

The evil advent calender - 1 December

''ooh  I wonder whats behind the window today?

''greetings fellow idiot, today you shall receive a poke in the eye!,MERRY CHRISTMAS SUKCA !